My guy is
really something, he's sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't
take much to make him cry.
If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking
away all his toys,
He's just a cry baby boy.
My guy is sentimental,
he's always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I
should do.
If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor,
He's
just a cry baby bore.
Chorus:
I don't want to hurt his
feelings,
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the
time,
If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby
La, la, la, la,
la, la,
He's such a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la,
la.
(Spoken:) And I'll tell you something else
My guy is
such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle,
he can't even tell you why.
If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like
his doggie just died,
He's just a cry baby guy.
(Spoken:) No
kidding, oh dear
My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so
A
cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue.
And if I ask
him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can,
He's such a cry baby
man.
(chorus)
I love a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la,
la.
He's such a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la,
la.
(Spoken:) Would you knock it off please? Thank
you.
Madonna - I'm Breathless - 1990
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